(Source: soba-kage, via ashleydavies)

fullmetalpipscream:

I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW

(via combeferrevevo)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(via exude-positivity)

thatjoshdun:

 ARE YOU READY TO PANIC AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING DISCO

thatjoshdun:

ARE YOU READY TO PANIC AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING DISCO

(Source: xoxoxanel, via whats-taters-precious)

"People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
for luck,
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
Is annoying,
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
forty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner."

(via tropiczs)

(Source: thewriterandthewildflower, via more-thanyoubarginedfor)

(Source: gillanesque, via justabroadwaybaby14)

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

(via dutchster)

"Stop apologizing when it’s not your fault."

July 15, 2014 (via cramblings)

(Source: shortsimplestories, via twerkingprincess)

"is it free"

every student ever when offered something (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: timeturner, via forever-and-alwayss)

180mph:

irony of tumblr fitness blogs

(via messythoughtsmessylife)

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

(via fake-mermaid)

eroser:

I CAN SMELL THEM FROM HERE

eroser:

I CAN SMELL THEM FROM HERE

(Source: skullheadandclark, via andishouldhavekissedyou)