I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
90% percent of the time i’m “going to the bathroom” is just me in there trying to get away from people’s shit
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
Spank my ass but also kiss my forehead.
- me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost
i wonder how everyone’s first time would have went if porn didn’t exist.